Tattoos
Tattoos I Would I Consider Had I Chosen Such A Lifestyle:
Med Student:
A tattoo of a syringe sticking into my forearm, plunger half down. Underneath the needle, it says “Shooting Up the GPA”
Attorney:
A gavel and a scroll, crossed like a skull and crossbones on my right shoulder blade, boldly stating, “REPRESENTIN’”
Chef:
Lower back, written in cursive ink:
“Wanna spoon?”
French:
A 1950s-style pinup-Girl laying on her side wearing a slinky red dress. “Voulez-Vous Coucher Avec Moi?” lingers from her red lips.
Rapper:
Just tattooed bling all over my body: Enormous jeweled rings, Rolexes, and gold Mr. T chains.
English Major:
"My life is a goddamn mess."
